|Thick balls of hair, film on the carpets and loads o' stains|
await you here at the Grand Resort Hotel!
Trip Advisor recently released its list of the 10 Dirtiest Hotels in in the US and #1 is the Grand Resort Hotel & Convention Center in Pigeon Forge, TN. And yes, I've stayed there! The hotel carries the lovely designation of having 87% of its customers to NOT recommend it. I love this review:
“There was dirt at least 1/2" thick in the bathtub which was filled with lots of dark hair.”
And others mention that layer of film you can feel on the carpet. Awesome. Many of the reviews begs you to wonder, "What part of this room ISN'T covered in hair?"
Honestly this place fits right in with many of the other "hotels" you find in the Gatlinburg-Pigeon Forge area. These are motels that were built in the 80s and many of them have either not been renovated or cleaned, or both, in the past 20+ years. My brother and I stayed at a "lovely" Best Western in Gatlinburg for my bachelor's weekend that was a real winner. The place smelled simultaneously of cigarette smoke and baked ham. The furniture was made of stuff cheaper than particle board. In fact if you laid your suitcase on top of the dresser it would crack and almost collapse. It's major feature or convenience was it's proximity to a pancake restaurant. It had ramps lined in lovely mini-golf "grass" carpet. I could go on...
So give this list a read and know which motels to stay away from, especially if you're planning on a pancake/outlet mall run to Pigeon Forge.